Lileks: The smallest possible Target on Earth

  • by: JAMES LILEKS , Star Tribune
  • Updated: August 9, 2014 - 3:59 PM

Target Express will open its second branch in St. Paul soon, so people who find normal Targets too horrifyingly overwhelming won’t have to drive to Dinkytown to visit the first one. Personally, I want larger Targets. I want 237 choices for pasta sauce. Don’t you tell me Paul Newman hasn’t come up with Basil & Asiago Cheese with Fire-Roasted Peppers. I’ve heard rumors. I want to stand in the aisle confused by the riot of sauce possibilities.

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