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Why not just turn the pump into a giant slot machine? Put an articulated arm on it and presto! Just pull away while pumping gas that the state wants to raise taxes on anyway. It's a win-win for the state!
Funny, cabrams! And funny, James!
James lileks is the man! Great piece! Ponzi #s -- awesome!
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